Thank Me Later.

The Heart Smashers.

Sorry. This is one of my favorite episodes so this post is kind of for me.

"Sssh-ssshh shhh. Relax" It's funny.







"...also, I have no underpants on"

Hi-larious.

This episode just came on yesterday. I love this show.

and South Park, and The Simpsons, and..well you get the point.

I'm starting to like Squidbillies. Is that weird?

"I KNEW IT!..."

"...It was all a lie."

Check the Happy Feet reference. Sorry I just watched it for the 50th time yesterday.

So anyway, this post is about Lil Wayne. I hate the 'A Millie' video (just like you). He bit Michael Jackson anyway with the whole video about making a video thing.

I just thought you should know since I'd never seen or heard of this video (that they won't let me embed of course.)

Why is that?

Anyway, I had to watch it like 3 times to see if I could figure out how many stars were in it myself...before they told you everybodys names at the end.

WARNING.

Okay, so since there have been some misconceptions about me and many assumptions made I thought I should take this time out to just put a few things out there.

Here goes...

I may look a tad younger than I actually am but looks are always deceiving. At least when it comes to me. I may look innocent enough but trust and believe I`m far from it..I mean Im not THAT bad but yeah. Dont underestimate. Im no dummy.

I used to be a tomboy. I had mostly male friends, I dressed kind of like a boy, I rode bikes through the woods with the boys and even tried to play basketball. I suck at it though so you wont catch me doing it ever again.

I still sometimes prefer the company of males. They tend to be more fun and there is always less drama with new male friends than new female friends. Unless of course they`re trying to get with you. Then its just awkward. AND the only time you have drama with males is when females get involved. Im rambling...

Let me see...Oh!...

I love cars and racing. My heart is with import cars though. I can tell what some cars are now at night by the taillights. A couple of them I recognize by the windows, door handles, etc. I used to go to the street races as often as possible...Ive been slipping.

Ill buy jeans and shoes before I actually have anything to go with it and i dress for me not other people. If I don't give a fuck one day or didnt care forwhatever reason you will know.

I have shoes I bought just because I liked them at the moment and still havent worn them.

Same thing with some of my clothes. I have certain things that I love and certain shoes I love that I wear all the time.

My black & white chucks are going to die soon. They arent the regular ones. They have everything on them oversized and I love them.

I dont clean. Let me explain. I clean when I want to clean not when you think I should. If you drop something or leave something somewhere more than likely Im not going to just pick it up for you because then you start to do it all the time because you know Ill just get it for you later.

I get irritated really easily and I can be extremely sarcastic. You may not like me when both of those things hit me at the same time.

I also get bored easily. Depending on the level or the time one (or two...maybe 3) of these things may happen:

x. I will stop talking and just sit there.
x. I will become more talkative than normal.
x. I will laugh at everything.
x. I will become very goofy.
x. I will become fidgety.

You`ve been warned.

Lilo & Stitch: For Mature Audiences Only?

So the other day I was at work and Lilo & Stitch dvd we have was playing on the television in the corner. Im minding my business probably wasting time texting or on the internet on my phone when I hear, "Mommy, what`s this?"

I look down and see a little girl around 5 maybe 6. I wait for Stitch to come back on the screen expecting the girl to go "Oh, its Lilo & Stitch. I love this movie." But that's not what happens.

She asks again and her mother actually goes, "This is the one I wont let you watch" The little girl asked her why and guess what she says...

"Because its too big for you" and turned the little girl around.

Seriously. Seriously?

Its a Disney movie. What the hell?!

I can understand maybe Shrek where they say jack ass and ass and have many sexual refrences and jokes only adults should understand but Lilo & Stitch? Seriously?

I think the lady saw me looking at her crazy so she just smiled at me and walked out.

Really lady?

Oh, you thought I was joking?

I don`t joke.

Okay, Im lying but you get the point.

I actually got bored one day and took it apart and balled up a piece of paper and put it inside so it looks a lot bigger, lol.

They stopped fucking with it so thats the way it will stay.

What the hell is this?!

I went to 7-11 to go get a late snack or whatever and I got some hot pockets. I smell one burning so Im wondering why it smells like that because it hadnt even been in a whole minute.

Eventually take it out and see that. I got an empty ass Hot Pocket.

Them niggas got me.